It’ll probably end up being cheesy and poorly acted with bad special effects and horrible dialog, but I still want to see it. And not just because this guy is in it. Though it wouldn’t hurt if the trailer shows that he’s naked half the time.

Director: Stephen Sommers
Writers: Stuart Beattie (screenplay), and Stephen Sommers (story)

Release Date: August 7, 2009

Tracking down photos of a cartoon was harder than I thought! Sheesh!
Cast, Photos, and more movie posters behind the cut.

Sienna Miller – The Baroness

Saïd Taghmaoui – Breaker

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Christopher Eccleston – Destro

Channing Tatum – Duke

Dennis Quaid – General Hawk

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje – Heavy Duty

Marlon Wayans – Ripcord

Rachel Nichols – Shana “Scarlet” O’Hara

Ray Park – Snake Syes

Byung-hun Lee – Storm Shadow

They’re holding the trailer until the Super Bowl (seems to be the cool thing to do these days) so how about a cartoon intro instead?!

Movie Posters: