It’ll probably end up being cheesy and poorly acted with bad special effects and horrible dialog, but I still want to see it. And not just because this guy is in it. Though it wouldn’t hurt if the trailer shows that he’s naked half the time.
Director: Stephen Sommers
Writers: Stuart Beattie (screenplay), and Stephen Sommers (story)
Release Date: August 7, 2009
Tracking down photos of a cartoon was harder than I thought! Sheesh!
Cast, Photos, and more movie posters behind the cut.
Sienna Miller – The Baroness
Saïd Taghmaoui – Breaker
Christopher Eccleston – Destro
Channing Tatum – Duke
Dennis Quaid – General Hawk
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje – Heavy Duty
Marlon Wayans – Ripcord
Rachel Nichols – Shana “Scarlet” O’Hara
Ray Park – Snake Syes
Byung-hun Lee – Storm Shadow
They’re holding the trailer until the Super Bowl (seems to be the cool thing to do these days) so how about a cartoon intro instead?!