It’s not what you think. Seriously.
But I saw the name of this place and it made me laugh, so I’m sharing it.
In other news, if you feel like buying one of these for me, I’ve always wanted one. It’ll help me prepare for the coming Zombie Apocalypse, so I’d really appreciate it if you didn’t skimp on the model – go strait for the high end one.
And while you’re at it – if you could just ship me one of these too, it would really mean a lot to me.